A few days ago at a Dunkin Doughnuts, my receipt automatically had a “10 percent senior discount” figured in, to my total surprise. When I saw those words, I had this sudden realization that the popular music lyrics of today don’t make sense, and I was overcome with a desire to fill a bird feeder in my back yard every morning, then go back in the house to watch my game shows!
Well ... I get the same ads, so maybe they're just spamming them? That probiotics one has been showing up everywhere for me.
ReplyDeleteThat horrible probiotics ad. Everywhere
ReplyDeleteYou have used the word “retirement” a few times recently, and the almighty Internet could not help but notice.
ReplyDeleteA few days ago at a Dunkin Doughnuts, my receipt automatically had a “10 percent senior discount” figured in, to my total surprise. When I saw those words, I had this sudden realization that the popular music lyrics of today don’t make sense, and I was overcome with a desire to fill a bird feeder in my back yard every morning, then go back in the house to watch my game shows!
ReplyDeleteBrian Arbenz or sit on your veranda on a rocking chair with a patchwork quilt, yelling at the young whippersnappers, "get off my lawn!"
ReplyDeleteAnd complain that the gummit won’t do a thing for senior citizens!
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